The Rolodex

pizzaforpresident:

priest-eater:

pizzaforpresident:

What kind of sick company is this? I’ve always trusted Kraft to deliver tasty and morally righteous products but then they pull this on us:

That’s right.

A giant gay oreo.

How dare they dangle this cream filled…

I think people are really upset that the Oreo doesn’t exist because until now, Nabisco has never presented us with the notion of a SEXTUPLE STUF OREO.  And now that it’s in our brains, WE WANT ONE.

At least, that’s all I can think about when I see this picture.  It makes me want to start doing jaw exercises or maybe become a boa constrictor so I can unhinge my jaw and put that motherfucking cookie into my mouth.

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via ltched)