The Rolodex

Dear Roommate,

How many times per month does your boyfriend stay at our house before it is appropriate for him to start paying monthly rent?  Seriously, doesn’t he have his own place?

Also, does he even have a job???  Like, since you’re a student on summer vacation and you are home all day, sometimes he is here with you…..but he is almost thirty so what the eff is he doing with his life???

That is all.